The Daily Cow

Dear every chain-mail sender,

Please don't forward stupid chain mails! If you get a chain mail, just delete it and tell your folks to stop the stupid chain mails or stupid emails! Ugh! Chain mails are so nasty! If you send me a chain mail, I WILL POST YOU ON THIS WEBSITE OR ANOTHER WEBSITE TELLING ABOUT WHAT KIND OF STUPID CHAIN MAILS YOU SEND ME. So don't even think of trying to forward even one! (Your face will have a frown on RIGHT AFTER a chain mail is forwarded to me.)

FRIEND: Forwards no chain mails ever.
PERSON: Doesn't email you.
NASTY: Forwards about one to five stupid chain mails every day.
*WINKY: Forwards at least ten stupid chain mails every day and other stupid emails, spams other people, a big fat stupid bully.

Thanks for reading this! Please don't forward any chain mail to ANYONE! If you get one, delete it forever and tell your folks to stop them! (And tell them to tell all their other folks to stop them until no more chain mails are sent.)

~Youya

*WINKY stands for: Wish I Never Knew You