I Want My Sleep Too

Hello neighbors above,

I don't think you realize how thin the divide between your room and mine (my ceiling/your floor) is—yes I heard everything from last night, and the nights before. When I am trying to sleep at night (11PM-2AM), I find it a very arduous task with your constant stomping.

I understand that the stomping may be inadvertent, but it is something you can directly control. If you'd be conscious enough of others' efforts to sleep before midterms, interviews, finals, or even projects, you'd try walking more carefully on your tip-toes instead of slamming your heels down. When walking in your apartment, do not pick up your feet too high. That gives you too much potential energy to slam it down.

Just make an honest attempt and practice. I learned this through practice too. I would greatly appreciate it if you'd let me sleep in peace.

Thanks,
Neighbors below

P.S. Given that I can hear everything, you might find it advantageous to have sex at less disruptive times of the day, or at least to tell your girl to keep it down. You can imagine how awkward and noisy it is down here... (You can get a less squeaky bed or a less squeaky girl)

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record it and put it on

record it and put it on youtube. Maybe you'll get lucky and someone's cheatin'

Hm, the letter doesn't seem

Hm, the letter doesn't seem to be working...

ask for an orgy

ask for an orgy

not when I'm trying to sleep

not when I'm trying to sleep

I'm trying to come up with a

I'm trying to come up with a way to make some sort of mechanism that repeatedly slams into the wall. Then I want to put a looping orgasm sound playing, and just leave it on all day while I'm in class.

People will ask you who's

People will ask you who's been having sex in your bed, since it's obvious that it wasn't you.

:P

I think it was your mom.

I think it was your mom.

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