Don't Mess With Me, Bitch
Tue, 03/24/2009 - 19:56 — Jinghao
Today I decided to run around the block (I felt cold and lazy) when a small dog (the size of an ordinary kitten) started chasing me, barking wildly. I tried sprinting away, but I realized I was getting tired so I turned around and practiced my half-semester of Tae Kwon Do on it. Now it's in the middle of the street. I hope the owners don't find me. I was wearing shorts so I was scared it'd bite me. Now I'm back at home. Is this the right time to say FML?
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10 points! I guess you
10 points!
I guess you probably won't have to worry about the owners finding you, so long as you don't post it as your Facebook status or anything.
>_> too late
>_> too late
More like the dog is thinking
More like the dog is thinking FML. Guess it wont be chasing people anymore. lol.
Maybe it was just "overly
Maybe it was just "overly friendly" and wanted to play! :P