The Daily Cow

I've always wondered why my school's cafeteria, which professes to offer only healthy food, made me and others fat. Perhaps it was because it packaged all these nutrients in such an innocuous-looking package.

5000 Calories, 75 grams of fat, 13000 mg of Sodium, 820 grams of carbohydrates, and 321% of the Iron you need--well, to be fair it also has 170 grams of protein.

So who wants it? (I apologize if I ruined your appetite for Crossroads food)