The Daily Cow

This question can be found in many lateral thinking books. It's perfect for tricking unsuspecting people. But you can't trick me!

Book: What do cows drink?

Me: Milk!

Book: Of course they don't drink milk. It's water! Tricked you!

Me: Erm... then what do calves drink? It's water and milk! So I'm technically correct!

So now let me introduce myself, Tricia, the newest columnist, and a self-proclaimed cow expert (who also seems to chat with books). I am currently a freshman at the University of Berkeley, Cow. And I have lots of wonderful Cow-info to tell you, but unfortunately I have to spend some more time in deep conversation with my books (aka studying for midterms). But before I leave, Jinghao has asked me to draw a picture of a cow, but I have no idea how to post a picture. So here is an ascii cow for your enjoyment. :)

            Moo. I love milk!
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